December 2009
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people are too negitive
leifhinkel:
i love all of you!
i hope all you tumblraians have a wonderful day!
Negative, not negitive, Leif!
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A simple grammar guide for you morons
Lose/loose: Lose is the opposite of win, while loose is the opposite of tight.
Their/theyre/there: Their is possessive, they’re is a contraction of they are, and there is a place, an idea, or an abstract.
Your/you’re: Your is possessive, while you’re is a contraction of you are.
It’s/its: It’s is a contraction of it is, and its indicated possession.
Definitely
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If I had the money, I would buy gas for 80 people in an hour too.
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The Enicycle →
A motorized unicycle that measures the angle at which it sits 100 times per second, and tells the motor how fast to go based on that angle to keep it stand vertical. Cool, yeah?
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William Rankin →
In the summer of 1959, Lieutenant Colonel William Rankin was flying over a thunderhead (about 45,000 feet in the air), when his airplane’s engine made a loud noise and the RPMs fell to zero. He was forced to eject himself from the airplane, and he fell for 45 minutes through a cumulonimbus thunderstorm cloud.
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Religion is intolerant for the most part, therefore religious people are...
– blahblah77 on religion
bloodyhell: omg karen, you can't just ask someone why their white.
ethiopia (me): why their white WHAT? the suspense is KILLING ME.
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I love being from Minnesota
I love being born and raised in Minnesota (and still living in), but I hate the weather. I hate the weather so much that I’d show it how a man does work in it.
I just shoveled/ice picked/batter up’d the four-foot wall of ice in front of my house in a t-shirt. It’s 15° outside right now. I got cold when I accidentally threw snow on myself, so I came inside, thinking to myself how...
Hit up my formspring por favor. I'm bored. →
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essaych:
I mean, I would love to carry intellectual conversations with you all. So please, feel free to reach me at: sagal1993@hotmail.com. Or just instant message me on aim, kachingkaching93. Please don’t laught at that screen name, it was created when I was in the sixth grade…
I would be greatly embarrassed if anyone has emailed you. Young man (or woman), please take a peek at your email...
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Hearing something 100 times is not as good as seeing it once.
– Christine’s fortune cookie
Re: On an open letter to Zooey Deschanel
lamebot:
woah sam, woah. i thought you wanted me! :P
If it’s got a vagina and a beautiful face, I want it. With that said, come to Minnesota.
On an open letter to Zooey Deschanel
Hello.
How are you?
Would you like to go out to dinner with me, Zooey? That’s really all I want. I know most guys probably ask you to marry them or show them risqué photographs of yourself but I’m just a simple guy that wants to have nice conversation over dinner. I mean if you wanted to marry me or show me risqué photographs of yourself I wouldn’t argue but for now let’s just do dinner.
I...
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Formspring! →
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It’s a weird laugh. It kinda sounds like a cat choking on a hair ball and...
– Lavon describing what my laugh sounds like.
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When you say the word grandma, is it pronounced “gra-maah” or “gramma” (pronounced like gamma)?
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I really don’t care about Christmas. I only want presents.
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Funny, quality tumblelogs?
Post them here and I’ll follow the ones that I enjoy. Thanks.
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I love reading about nice things people have done, things that they’ve done for complete strangers and haven’t told anyone.
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A man’s character is not made up by what everyone knows he does, but by...
– tonyzi
formspring.me/sgp →