February 2010
My girlfriend doesn't understand Tumblr
Seriously. She thinks it’s confusing when I was making a Tumblr for her. Follow her even though she probably will forget to log into her shit. She’s a foxy mama.
January 2010
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I was browsing wimp.com like I usually do, and came across a couple videos that I thought I should share. I would use video posts, but the video player is too stupid to be recognized by Tumblr, so here they are.
How Canadians drink milk
Guy asks New Yorkers to carry him across Manhattan, they obey
Glass music: Tchaikovsky’s Dance of the Sugar Plum
What a pathetic list.
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Reason #1 why I should have attended public school...
I’m like three times stupider than the kids at public school. I’m not sure if that’s saying something, but fuck me.
My first day at public school (from a school of about 190) I was put in Algebra II and General Chemistry, both of which I had been taking for a semester previously. In Algebra we started talking about “imaginary numbers”, or complex numbers, which are,...
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No matter who you are and what you look like, if you abide by the law, you...
– Barack Obama
Free to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever and wherever the fuck I want, for...
– A cop who, after trying to make a living to share with a girl who didn’t love him, called in sick to work, turned off his cell phone, and kept driving.
What is knowledge?
I’m reading some shit about Plato and it asks what knowledge is. If someone were to ask me what knowledge is, I’d answer with “knowing shit”, but if you ask Plato what knowledge is, he could go on for years (literally). Mind boggling.
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Public school fucking blows.
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Does anyone read this shit?
My new “icon” represents the lack of content to be published to my tumblelog from now on since I’m transferring to a school where I will most likely have to study or do homework 24/7.
I’ve got a hefty case of ADD/ADHD, and although it doesn’t show through my internet persona (I hope), I’m actually a pretty unintelligent person in real life. The only reason I...
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Ask yourself before you buy something: what happens if I don’t? If the...
– curveship
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Follow my brother! →
Especially you, ladies.
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How different groups of people spend their day →
guy asked: Your new theme is purty cool! I always stop by to see what you've cooked up next. Good work man.
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At a party several years ago, long before the Army, I listened to a friend who...
– I miss Iraq. I miss my gun. I miss my war.
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I fucking hate slushy snow. I mean, I hate snow in general. I hate Minnesota, or even Duluth for that matter.
It really grinds my gears when I wake up at 6:00am, shower, brush my teeth, eat (not in that order — I eat before I wake up), then walk outside to the bus stop and go to school — in slushy ass snow. Be solid, motherfucker. You’re snow. Snow is not water. Water is water. Be solid.
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YouTube Feather Beta →
Some days I don’t hustle.
– everydayimhustlin
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When I have kids, I will live by this book.
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MojoJosh on "epicness" →
To those who use this word all too frequently: words have meaning. Language is important. When you confuse the definitions of the words “epic” and “good,” you leave yourself stranded when it comes time to describe something truly amazing that you have not yet experienced, like sex IRL. Please refrain from using the word “epic” until you encounter a WTF that is...
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